StillAddictive..

Funny Vandalisms in Peyups.. Super Funny.. :D

2008-12-07T11:44:00.000-08:00

NAKITA MO NA BA?

Kung hindi pa, wow! you're surely missing a lot of fun!

Fine Arts Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS (Arts and Sciences Hall):
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
...reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
"I'm a simple gay "
tapos may sumagot:
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI: (short for Kalayaan)
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

LAUGHTRIP BA? :D

Leave Out All the Rest and Harry Potter trailer

2008-12-01T22:28:00.000-08:00

okay.. so i downloaded the official twilight soundtrack and only 4 songs became my favorite.. tadaa.. 4. mutemath - spotlight (twilight mix).. 3. paramore - i caught myself.. 2. paramore - decode.. 1. linkin park - leave out all the rest..! (what else?)

we watched the movie last saturday and i was looking forward to the parts where these songs were played but unfortunately, 3 of them were played during the credits.. ouch.. anyhoo, i want to post the lyrics of my number one fave and also i saw the official trailer of harry potter and the half-blood prince and i'll try to embed it here..

well, here goes.. i swear, a day can't go by without me listening to this song..!

Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park

I dreamed I was missing, you were so scared

But no one would listen, 'coz no one else cared

After my dreaming, I woke with this fear

Why am I living when I'm dying

So if you're asking me I want you to know

When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed

You don't resent me when you're feeling empty

Keep me on your memory, leave out all the rest

Leave out all the rest..

Don't be afraid, I've taken my beating, I've shared what I'm in

I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through

I've never been perfect but neither have you

So if you're asking me I want you to know

When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed

You don't resent me when you're feeling empty

Keep me on your memory, leave out all the rest

Leave out all the rest..

Forgetting, all the hurt inside you've learned to hide so well

Pretending, someone else can come and save me from myself

I can't be who you are..

When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done

Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed

You don't resent me when you're feeling empty

Keep me on your memory, leave out all the rest

Leave out all the rest..

Forgetting, all the hurt inside you've learned to hide so well

Pretending, someone else can come and save me from myself

I can't be who you are..

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... i loooooveee ittt!

twilight soundtrack!!

2008-11-21T19:33:00.000-08:00

hahahaha.. geog spoiler..

2008-09-16T02:03:00.000-07:00

okay.. first things first..! for those who are under sir jayson cruz in geog1, this post is a super spoiler.. i mean, really..! so don't read anymore especially if you are going to meet tomorrow or on the following days and you have a shorter long exam..! hahahaha

okay.. i will say it, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY SHORTER LONG EXAM.. and i'm so happy!.. hahahaha...and i'm so happy!.. yeah.. i didn't read the 'readings' at all!.. hahahaha.. okay.. so, i may have glanced at it during physics but that didn't count as reviewing at all.. so, YEAH!!.. hahahaha..

another spoiler coming up!.. i'm going to post the famous "QUESTIONS" from geog here.. because i'm so happy, i want to do something in honor of what transpired in geog and this is the only thing i'm capable of thinking of.. [*idiot smile*].. hahahaha.. oh well.. just.. good luck in answering..! oh yeah.. i passed this test! hahaha.. and there's a time pressure here.. 5 seconds per answer only.. so that's a total of 100 seconds.. so be honest!.. that's all.. ciao??

FILL IN THE INITIALS?? ---> 5 F in a H --> 5 fingers in a hand!

1.) 7 D a W

2.) 12 M in a Y

3.) 2 W of a B

4.) 9 L of a C

5.) 3 H of a C

6.) 7 D of S W

7.) 9 M of P

8.) 8 T of an O

9.) 7 C of the W

10.) 10 Y in a D

11.) 28 D in F

12.) 6 S of a H

13.) 10 C in a M

14.) 7 W of the W

15.) 5 F in a F

16.) 366 D in a L Y

17.) 7 C of the R

18.) 60 S in a M

19.) 26 L of the A

20.) 4 C of a S

Post Just Before THE Test...

2008-09-02T08:54:00.000-07:00

okay.. so i have an exam in Math54 tomorrow, i think.. anyway, i just have the feeling i need to post something so here i am.. if you can count this as a post, hahaha..

oh, and by the way, just grabbed this from my dearest friends deyja-chan and jess-chan... so, that means, i'm just a second-rate? trying-hard? copycat.. hahahaha.. there, i admit it.. hahaha.. anyway, enjoy reading this boredom post..

Songs.. from Anna.. Super Funny..

2008-08-28T02:37:00.000-07:00

okay.. another entry grabbed from a bulletin post of my blockmate, Anna..

Directions:
1. Put your player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Jesus, Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood [hahaha.. jesus..]

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Whine Up - Kat De Luna [hahaha.. didn't know i had this song..]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Angels Brought Me Here - Carrie Underwood [okay.. so, what is this, fallen angel?]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
I Turn To You - Christina Aguilera [what is this??]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
You Raise Me Up - Josh Groban [dedicated to my mother?]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Rolling Star - YUI [hahaha.. does this mean i want to shine?]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Reflection - Christina Aguilera [melodramatic..]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK ABOUT YOU?
One Night Only - Beyonce [hahahahahahahaha..]

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Gimme Gimme - Mamma Mia OST [okay.. whatever..]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Rock - Nokia Ringtone [exactly..!]

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR WEDDING?
Apologize - One Republic and David Archuleta [hahahahaha.. at least it's david]

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Broken - Amy Lee/Seether [does this mean i like breaking things??]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
All The Love In The World - The Corrs [xet..]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Breaking Free - High School Musical [hahahaha.. i want to break free?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
A Moment Like This - Kelly Clarkson [awwwww....]

IF YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Fighter - Christina Aguilera [hahahaha.. yeah.. come on!..]

HOW ARE YOU FEELING AT THE MOMENT?
No Me Ames - J.Lo and Mark Anthony [oh my...]

DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Forgiven Not Forgotten - The Corrs [hahaha.. that's right!..]

DOES ANYONE HATE YOU?
Bubbly - Colbie Calliat [i'm so bubbly..]

BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP, WHO/WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
This Is My Now - Jordin Sparks [nice.. so deep..]

ten conyomandments.. a must know...

2008-08-22T01:15:00.000-07:00

Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".

ex.

"Let's make pasok na to our class!"

"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"

"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.

ex.

"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"

"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"

"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"

ex.

"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"

"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"

"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare".

ex.

"Dude, LAW subj is so hirap, pare."

"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in one exam, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex.

"My bag is so bigat today, you know"

"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex.

"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex.

"Like, it's so init naman!"

"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex.

"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"

"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"

ex.

"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"

"I know right? It's so kaka!"

"Kaka?"

"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex.

"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"

"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

hi there... just grabbed this from paola's bulletin in friendster..
so, you know, disclaimer, right??..

ten conyomandments.. a must know...

2008-08-22T01:14:00.000-07:00

Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".

ex.

"Let's make pasok na to our class!"

"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"

"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.

ex.

"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"

"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"

"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"

ex.

"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"

"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"

"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare".

ex.

"Dude, LAW subj is so hirap, pare."

"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in one exam, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex.

"My bag is so bigat today, you know"

"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex.

"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex.

"Like, it's so init naman!"

"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex.

"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"

"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"

ex.

"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"

"I know right? It's so kaka!"

"Kaka?"

"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex.

"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"

"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

hi there... just grabbed this from paola's bulletin in friendster..
so, you know, disclaimer, right??..

3Ps == Poisonous Personal Post

2008-08-13T00:43:00.000-07:00

You Are 30% Boyish and 70% Girlish

Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.
You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.
But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

it's raining so hard outside and i'm kinda hoping that there won't be any class tomorrow.. boo hoo.. okay, the truth is, tomorrow is acle, so we have the afternoon off BUUUUTT!! we have physics... yup.. that's the sad truth.. rain or shine, whatever calamities or epidemic or what, happens, there'll still be physics.. yup.. it's inevitable..

okay.. next topic.. aaahhh.. the cute and perky above.. don't believe it.. i'm neither cute nor perky.. or am i??.. okay, i don't really think so.. now, i also really think i'm not that feminine.. seriously.. okay.. so maybe i am an emotional rollercoaster, but the rest, just ignore it..

okay, another topic.. hmmm... [looking around]... ahhhh.. the unlimited texting.. let me take this opportunity to apologize to all the persons who have suffered from my endless texting.. sorry.. i just can't seem to stop myself from texting.. yup.. it's an addiction.. like last weekend, i didn't have any load at all, and i think i went into withdrawal....

ahhh, the topic i hate the most.. my debut.. my birthday is on feb16 next year.. meaning there's still more or less, 6 months to go before that fateful day.. so tell me, why is it already planned? I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A DEBUT.. honestly.. i can't even imagine myself wearing a dress.. let alone, dancing.. and.. to make matters worse [or better, if you like] it was supposed to happen on feb14.. meaning valentine's day.. me??.. having a debut on valentine's day??.. the world is going to explode if ever that happens... so, the case is closed.. i don't want to have a debut.. even if you torture me or something.. i still won't go..

hmmmmm, let's talk about my bad hair day... i woke up around 830 am.. i have class at 1030 am.. travel time is an hour.. meaning i had about an hour to prepare.. however, i took a bath for an hour.. meaning, i don't have any time to prepare.. so, the result is tadaa.. an oily/curly/eeky/shiny hair.. no matter how times i brushed it, or combed it [yup, i brought two of them] my hair is hopeless.. completely hopeless..

now, we're down to the most important topic?? i have a broken heart.. a really broken one.. and i badly need a friend to talk to.. i thought today was an ordinary/good/happy day but i was wrong.. i just found out that my love life, which blossomed last year??, was really nonexistent.. all of it, down to the single rose, was set up by my dear ******... seriously.. i don't know what to do.. i guess, this post is the result of that.. i just can't think about it right now.. just.. there.. i'll say it, i faked most of my smiles today.. but somehow, my friends at school helped me by making me feel that i belong and i smiled too.. although all i wanted was to cry in a corner, i finished my day.. thanks to them..

okay, so another apology because i wasted your time because this post is totally nonsense.. just need to let all of my feelings out because i feel so poisoned..

Pending..

2008-08-08T14:22:00.000-07:00

What Katrina Means

K is for Knockout

A is for All Mine

T is for Tootsie

R is for Rascal

I is for Itchy Lips

N is for Number One

A is for Angel

What's Your Pet Name?

the college cycle.. A MUST SEE!!

2008-07-07T05:27:00.000-07:00

seriously... i was planning to study for my geog exam at July 8, 2008, 2:30 pm but i just decided to browse my friends/blockmates/everybody's blog and I got this from our blockhead!!.. deadly funny!..

THE COLLEGE CYCLE

every new semester:

after first week:

after second week:

before midterms:

during midterms:

after midterms:

before finals:

after knowing schedule of final exams:

7 days before a final exam:

6 days before a final exam:

5 days before a final exam:

4 days before a final exam:

3 days before a final exam:

2 days before a final exam:

1 day before a final exam:

night before a final exam:

1 hour before a final exam:

during a final exam:

after walking out of the examination hall:

after the final exams, during the holiday:

cycle complete!!.. hahahaha.. gotta study na!!.. hahahahahaha.. WARNING: DO NOT IMITATE!! hehehehe..

I've Been Tagged!

2008-07-02T01:46:00.000-07:00

Rule: List all the names you were called by and the people who calls you that. Tag at least 5 members of your contacts and give a comment on their site for them to know they've been tagged.

* tagged by cherry :)

KAT - blockmates, classmates, friends...

KATRINA - still blockmates, and classmates...

ATE KAT - uhm.. my "schoolservicemates" during my 4th yr, most of the freshies... [i always feel old when they call me THAT]

TRINA - mother.. *blush* [joke]

S - blockmates [just recently, it's because i don't have a second name]...

TRINS - rizelle?? [3rd year high school], *someone else too* [can't reveal identity]...

K - online buddies [just for VERY short]...

DIMAX - i think dexter was the only one who called me this?? [hate it, by the way]...

PSST!.. - when i'm very far away, people just tend to do this..

UI!.. - people usually begin with this while texting me??..

MS. DIMACULANGAN - usually my professors call me this on the first day of classes... [duh?]

=============================================================================

gosh.. can't think anymore... [just an interruption]...

=============================================================================

KATRINA SIASON DIMACULANGAN - mother...

ATE - people call me this when they ask for directions in UP..

MS. - same as above.. [lazy]...

HOY - siblings.. especially when they're mad or upset..

KATKAT - family and close friends..

KATRINA BATUMBAKAL?? - sorry, don't know the spelling.. called by siblings when they're on their breaking point...

MISANAGI - oh.. i almost forgot about this.. it's my screen name.. :D

PHOENIA-SAN - my dream japanese name??... [can't tell who called me this.. censored.. sorry..]

ADDICT - uhm.. during my 4th year in high school, i sort of astonished my classmates because of some results in some exams...??

PRETTY - [can't tell who.. sorry again..]

=end=

i tagged lulu, rayray, patrick, has, lorraine..

Zhang Zhi Yi look alike??

2008-06-29T04:53:00.000-07:00

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs

Just for fun!!

2008-06-22T16:09:00.001-07:00

LSS...

2008-06-22T14:58:00.000-07:00

Metro Lyrics Galore!

2008-06-14T20:00:00.000-07:00

Long Lost Friend..

2008-06-14T17:07:00.000-07:00

What Your Shamrock Says About You

You are brilliant, analytical, and somewhat of a perfectionist. You are ultra competent and knowledgeable.

At times, people find you intimidating. You can be a bit sarcastic and harsh.

You don't really consider yourself a lucky person. In your view, people create their own luck.

You are creative, innovative, and complicated. You definitely have a unique spin on the world.

The Shamrock Personality Test

wushu... i don't think that's true.... ^.... anyway, the first week of classes are done.. i mean, really done... i didn't know that being a 2nd year student in UP is very stressful... you know, what with the math and physics subjects everyday.. and also the demanding teachers who give assignments everyday..... sigh... hehehehe.. on a happier note, i met my long lost friend here in UP! and we're definitely friends! hehehehe.. i'm just so happy... hehehehe.. oh yeah, before i forgot, thanks to barron for giving my number to her! hehehehehe.. anyway, i have a 3-day long weekend getaway.. *winks*.. hehehe.. bye!

The Right Course..

2008-05-17T05:44:00.001-07:00

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Visual&PerformingArts

You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in the Visual or Performing Arts (e.g., Art, Art Education, Art History, Ceramics, Culinary Arts, Dance, Drawing, Fashion Design, Film, Graphic Design, Interior Design, Marketing (advertising), Music, Music Education, Music Theory, Painting, Photography, Theatre).

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

Visual&PerformingArts

81%

Physics/Engineering/Computer

69%

English/Journalism/Comm

69%

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage

69%

Mathematics/Statistics

63%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing

63%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology

63%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health

56%

Psychology/Sociology

31%

Education/Counseling

31%

HR/BusinessManagement

31%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy

19%

Religion/Theology

13%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts

Enlistment Mode..

2008-05-14T22:01:00.000-07:00

What Type of Fruit Are You?

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside.

People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.

And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary.

You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!

You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around.

You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

i am a banana.. hahahaha.. okay.. somehow, i don't feel insulted.. hahahaha.. anyway, it's ENLISTMENT time!!.. waaaaahhh.. i'm panicking.. seriously.. did you know that there are at least 100 subjects in UP and there are at least 3 sections per subjects... BUT STILL there are only 3 available slots and 98 demand!!!.. i mean, imagine that!.. how am i going to enlist in any of the subjects that i like without having a panic attack..! okay.. hooo... haaaa.. deep breath.. i am currently enlisting for my 2nd year here and that means, i belong to the least prioritized batch in the planet!.. okay.. so first comes the freshmen, then the graduating people, then the third year persons.. and tadaa... we come last!... sigh... what a student life... anyway, i'll show you the current state of my "enlistment" chuva if i have any..

My Mental Ability??...

2008-05-13T03:31:00.000-07:00

The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.

If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.

As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.

And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

hehe.. this is what you call the post of the desperate... hahaha..

anyway, i just copied this from deyja.. hehe.. sorry.. i know, plagiarism.. sorry..

it was just so cute and everything.. ^.^

You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be?

(just put an x on the things you do)

[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee. we have a maker but i still don't get it

[x] I can cook for myself. it depends on my mood.. really..

[ ] I think politics is exciting. ew.

[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.. i don't know... can't think..

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early. afraid so..

[x] I always carry a pen/pencil in my pocket/purse. always... as in.. everytime i sit down, i can't.. why?.. because of a stupid ballpen..

[x] I've never gotten a detention. detentions are scary... even though we don't have any.. still scary..

[x] I've watched talk shows. like oprah??..

[ ] i know what credibility means without looking it up. hmmmm.... nope.. negative..

[x] I drink coffee at least once a week. if you can count mocha latte as one..

[x] I know how to do the dishes. yup.. i learned how when i was about 10, i think..

[ ] I can count 1 to 10 in Japanese. [japanese] 1...10

[ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. ouch...

[ ] My parents trust me. i'm still bleeding from the previous one..

[ ] I can mow the lawn. ooooohhh...

[ ] I can make adults laugh without being stupid aaaaahhhh...

[ ] I remember to water my plants. nope.. so, a fair warning.. i am called.. the plant killer.. rawr..

[ ] I study when I have to. study??? ew.

[x] I pay attention at school/college. yup.. the teachers demand it.. really.. DEMAND it..

[x] I remember to feed my pets. yup.. i currently have a puppy..

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up. epxeriencve..... at least i tried??..

[ ] I clean up my own mess. ouch again...

[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine. more like stare at the ceiling.. and pretend to sleep..

[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. yup.. that's why i don't have any more savings...

[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said. i'm a funny person..

[x] I can type quickly. yup.. i mean... i practice everyday..

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. oh yeah... that's why i always have an umbrella... whenever wherever...

[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. really??

[x] I can read a book and actually finish it. yup.. i'm a bookworm to the truest sense of the word.. it's my deepest darkest secret..

(now add them all up)
My mental age is 15.

somehow... i think i cheated... honestly... i'm not fit to be 15... =.=